monkeys are better parents than white people
"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"
Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.
My nani with all 4 of us kids. She knew when we were going to do something stupid before we even did it.
He look like the type to run my bath water with rose oil, massage me down with coconut oil, rub my scalp with jojoba oil, fix me a nutritious meal, and dick me down good on some Egyptian cotton sheets.
That comment got me weak 💀💀💀 y’all foolish
When u try to do ur homework but ya hood jam come on
when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
i’m fucking crying because this is so real? like?
Using the now well-known idea of magnetic levitation, the OM/ONE speaker floats about an inch off its base, allowing the user to spin it around in mid-air while listening to the audio.
Don’t need it.
But I WANT it.